I become such a monster when I miss you.
Avoid the friendship of those who constantly inquire and discuss the flaws of others.
|—||Arabic Proverb (via zoninq)|
Parenting done right.
they had one of the ninja turtles tied up tho
my life mission is to be this kinda parent
this verse alone shows how clever Blu is
A haiku about buying college textbooks.
What the fuck textbooks
You’re made of paper and ink
Not fucking diamonds.
not having someone
- to constantly make fun of
- pour drinks for
- binge watch tv shows with
- eat out
- share a cigarette and a moment of silence with
- who’s ass i can constantly grab, grope, smack, kiss, lick, play with and punish
Plot twist, the blunt hits you